Hooray, April!

Sometimes, we just can't do mornings.

And then yoga makes it all better.

And then you spend the afternoon trying to trap Carmen Sandiego on the Mississippi River before she ruins it.

And then your older sister washes the mud out of your hair with style.

Sometimes your orange bat toy is the coolest thing ever..."Because I'm Batman!"

And then you're Ant-man and Wasp and you attack/interrogate your mom.

And then you forget all about your differences and play with colors in ABC Mouse.

Sometimes your mom teaches you what April Fool's Day is by having a water fight. In the house. And she wins.

And then you enjoy a clean rec room the one time it's clean.

And your Dad can be suckered into reading a second bedtime story.

Sometimes a mother wakes up and the seven-year-old is cooking breakfast for everyone.

She made egg sandwiches.

And sometimes the five-year-old is sick and while you're busy stripping sheets and doing laundry and scrubbing carpet, etc, she falls asleep playing Minecraft.

But then you finish all your work and spend the rest of the day cuddling.

Sometimes.